Monday, May 09, 2011

It's Spreading

When Trooper has to take someone to jail, he usually has an interesting experience to relate.

This reminded me of the last few and I figured it was proper to annotate them because - well, it could be a symptom of a growing - er - malaise.

There was a man in an isolation tank, beating on the glass for all he was worth - the only thing he could say was (at the top of his voice), "I"m the black Jessie James, muthafucka!" Over and over, for hours on end.

On a different visit a "couple" seemed to having a spat of some kind - one would say, "Chili-cheese, muthafucka!" and the other would caution him that his bail was low and he'd be getting out soon so look out. The only reply was a loudly reiterated, "Chili-cheese, muthafucka!" - given from a relaxed, prone position, arm over eyes to keep the bright light out. "Stop it, man - stop sayin' that!" was the cautionary remark. Once again came the only response (seemingly) possible. "Chili-cheese, muthafucka!"

When looked at with a rational mind, it makes zero sense, these blurted offerings. Who knows what reference they hold in the minds so moistly deranged by their drug of choice. Suffice to say that most citizens have not a single clue...those are what will be looking for what you've got when the squeeze finally trickles down to them and their monthly stipend.

Admit it, though - it makes one hell of a war-cry...
"Chili-cheese, muthafucka!"

8 comments:

Keads said...

So was someone knocking off a Sonic or something? As a war cry I could see how it would work. Opponent going WTF? Then you attack, LOL!

LeeAnn said...

Well, we know what I'm going to be chanting at work tomorrow, don't we?

LauraB said...

*snicker* Glad I could help!

Six said...

Hey, I know that guy!

North said...

Oh that made me laugh! I swear that was a homeless guy I had the pleasure of "knowing" in Phoenix. Always -something- muthafucka.

It was like he was dictating a telegram. Instead of saying STOP at the end it was muthafucka.

That's a nice car muthafucka. I'll bet you are as hungry as I am muthafucka. The ship is looking for sailers muthafucka. Send money muthafucka. The indians are in the pass muthafucka.

LauraB said...

K, that is precisely why it is the perfect war whoop!

Six, only you would lay claim to that hellion.

North, when someone tells you the indians are in the pass you had better listen, muthafucka!

North said...

Listen = move away and call the cops again, muthafucka.

:-P

LauraB said...

*Cackling*